My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem
it’s been a day since you last updated your blog u ok
how much cock could a cockblock block if a cockblock could block cock
- other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
- me: adios bitchachos
Reblog if it’s 100% okay to vent to you.
Uh Oh. Badass Eli’s back and he’s in the principal’s office.
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
oh my god oh myfuCKING GOD GIVE HIM AN AWARD.
